- Me: Am I free to assemble a protest of peaceful peers?
- Government: Only with a permit.
- Me: Am I free to travel?
- Government: Only with a passport.
- Me: Am I free to pursue my own ideas of happiness?
- Government: Only within these constraints.
- Me: Am I free to start a business?
- Government: Only with a license.
- Me: Am I free to marry who I wish?
- Government: Only with my consent.
- Me: Am I free?
- Government: I'm legally obligated to say that you are.
- Government: Stop asking so many questions.
